Actually, all modern language irritates me, particularly that of 'text speak'. Fortunately, I made Boyfriend very aware of my feelings in this regard and his modus operandi was rapidly adjusted when communicating with me. Seriously, I would never have entertained the possibility of even meeting, let alone having sex and, ultimately, a relationship, with him, if he had not had proper grammar and sentence structure and punctuation.
Okay, I get that people are incredibly lazy and would rather not write out whole sentences but it is really necessary to use ur, instead of you are? You've saved yourself .02 of a second by so doing. r for are is always a pet hate as well. I hope you realise that all of those microseconds add up. You'd better be doing something meaningful with that huge block of time, otherwise I will slap some literacy into you. Education by violence has always appealed.
And made up words? No. Not at all. I HATE the current trend of using cutesy pie verbal descriptors when the real word would do as well. Anyways for anyway, anywhoo for any how. LOL? I've even heard someone use that as an adjective. Strangulation should be a public opinion option. Or, at the very least, a good face slapping.
In summary, I am just as shallow as anybody out there but my over the top standards tend towards literacy, rather than physical looks. Somebody once told me that I wasn't nearly goodlooking enough to be so fussy and I totally concur. In the meantime, woo me and make me swoon by indulging my love of the lexicon.
NB Being so exposed to all of this evolving language use is dumbing me down and I am starting to do it, too. Maybe I hate it so much because I am a traditionalist and I hate the loss of past history.