That would be a great insult. Or a cocktail name.
In actuality, it is a hopeful end result. I love to garden, even though my little place has a tiny little garden. It is part of a nine unit strata title: nine units with three cats, all of whom apparently prefer the outside to their litter boxes.
So this morning I was concocting up a potion of oil and vinegar and lime and ground habanero chili peppers. I’ve bottled it and will store it and drizzle it around my most precious plants. it is designed to be very olfactory and it occurs to me that you could also use it as salad dressing but you would have to have a tongue made of leather. Hopefully, cat’s arseholes’ aren’t that tough.
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