Monthly Archives: July 2017

Tour Guide Truth

When we say that your bag is too big for luggage storage, we actually mean that. You were given size dimensions in your tour information and we don’t care that you called up the office and said it was only … Continue reading

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I have an admirer

On tour I pretty much always have an admirer. The older gentlemen see me doing really heavy and sometimes difficult things. They see a level of competence that is sexy. And the position of authority I hold over them, as … Continue reading

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#TourGuideTruth

I am often complimented on my amazing memory for facts and figures about obscure places and things. Actually, I don’t retain any of that knowledge between trips unless it is a place I visit often. I have printed out notes … Continue reading

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